Ever pondered what exactly something meant? Not sure if you’d missed some subtext subtlety or failed to grasp a nuance of technical term usage? Wonder no more. The merger of Autonomy and Interwoven will explain it all. According to Mike Lynch, founder and chief executive of Autonomy, in an interview published in Information World Review in March, the merger “will let Autonomy put its technology inside Interwoven products and make them capable of understanding meaning….meaning-based computing extracts the digital essence of information and understands the meaning of content and interactions.”

I really need to get my hands on the new product so it can explain to me what “the digital essence of information” means!